The Republic of Camberus 609 is a huge, genial nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 883 million Camberus 609ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 39.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Camberus 609ian economy, worth 55.7 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,064 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, the government keeps introducing new foreign species to combat the previous ones it has introduced, fish with fish chips have become the new Camberus 609ian food staple, and weathermen are being arrested for attempting to read the future. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Camberus 609's national animal is the red panda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Camberus 609 is ranked 224,146^th in the world and 813^th in Cainitium for Safest, scoring 24.59 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.